HEAR YE!! HEAR YE!!!!!!! COME ONE, COME ALL!!!!!!!!!STEP RIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! THE "SEQUESTER" IS IN TOWN!!!!!!!!! ALL FAMOUS ACTS OF DARING-DO BY WELL KNOWN ENTERTAINERS!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE NO SMALL PERFORMANCES AND THE ACTS ARE ALL WELL KNOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the center ring, you'll find that most famous of all acts OBAMA AND BIDEN. Obama is the MOST FAMOUS" SEQUESTER" BARKER AND RING MASTER know to AMERICA today and Biden is the WORLD WIDE RECOGNIZED ANGRY CLOWN..
In the left ring is that stellar combo, Pelosi and Reid, who began their famous DOG AND PONY ACT in 2010, AN ACT CALLED THE " UNREHEARSED HEALTH CARE BILL" AND THEIR SHOWMANSHIP IS REACHING FOR NEW HEIGHTS..
In the right ring are Paul and Ryan starring in their famous juggling acts. PAUL PERFORMS IN THE "ARMED DRONE MARCH FILIBUSTER" JUGGLING WITH INSECT SIZE DRONES AND RYAN PERFORMS IN "TAKE MY MOTHER, PLEASE, BUT NOT MY FREE SPEECH" JUGGLING ALPHABET LETTERS SPELLING FREEDOM.
There are no FOUR LEGGED ANIMAL performances allowed since the Animal Rights act so our performers comprise a larger group called the Congress and ARE MADE UP OF TWO PERFORMING SECTIONS..
The SENATE performs AERIAL ACTS, AND THE OLD TRADITION OF IMPALEMENT, SUCH AS KNIFE THROWING, PLUS FIRE EATING, SLEIGHT OF HAND, DEVIL STICKS, AND GYMNASTICS.
The HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ARE RENOWNED FOR THEIR SIDESHOWS, ACROBATICS, PLATE SPINNING, TIGHT ROPE WALKING, AND EQUILIBRISTICS OR BALANCING ACTS.
These two groups often interact using their skills with the CENTER RING PERFORMERS and have recently developed the "SEQUESTER" SHOW FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND AMAZEMENT. THIS SHOW IS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THE RECENT FISCAL DILEMMA THAT IS IN PROGRESS AND PROVIDE COMFORT AS YOU PAY MORE MONEY FOR THE PERFORMANCES OF THE "SEQUESTER" TALENT.
THE MOST CURRENT MUSIC THEME FOR THIS GROUPING OF WONDERS IS: 'NO NEW TAXES" followed by that catchy "SEQUESTER" tune, "NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T". THE MUSIC IS PROVIDED BY THE WHITE HOUSE ORCHESTRA WHICH IS OFTEN PRAISED FOR ITS CALIOPE, BRASS SECTION AND DRUM BEATING.
YOU WILL BE ENTHRALLED AND AMAZED BY THE CONTORTIONS PERFORMED BY TWO GROUPS KNOWN AS THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS WHO WILL DO MASS CONTORTIONS TO AVOID ENGAGING IN TRUTH. TRUTH, UNFORTUNATELY, IS AN ACT RECENTLY RECOGNIZED.AS TOO DIFFICULT TO MASTER AND TOO RISKY FOR THE AUDIENCE.
There are as always many CLOWNS IN THE GROUPS WHO SPECIALIZE ON GETTING INTO THE ACT. THE CLOWNS WHO PERFORM THE FAMOUS ROLLING GLOBE ARE BORROWED FROM THE "INTERNATIONALIST MAGIC AND FOOLHARDY COMPANY" AND BELONG TO WORLD GROUPS CALLED THE MARXISTS. THEY CONTRIBUTE THE COLOR, CONFUSION, AND THE WELL-KNOWN ANCIENT SOCIETAL CONTORTIONAL ELEMENTS AS WELL AS ELEVATING TO A SCIENCE THE HUMAN CANNONBALL FACTORS INVOLVED IN TRANSFORMING MAN TO A DIRECTED PROJECTILE.
MEMBERS OF THIS ACT CONTINUALLY USE STILTS TO SEEM TO RISE ABOVE THE CROWD. THEIR KNIFE THROWING IS ESPECIALLY INTERESTING WHEN THE MARXISTS ARE ON THEIR STILTS LOOKING DOWN ON THEIR TARGETS. THE MARXISTS' MAGIC SHOWS ARE WITHOUT COMPARISON AND THE "SEQUESTER" WAS CERTAINLY ONE OF THEIR MANY IDEAS. JARRETT IS THE GUIDING STAR IN THEIR SWASHBUCKLING ACT AND IS KNOWN FOR ACTING WITH A VENGEANCE.
If you need further information on the ''SEQUESTER", please check with your local TV stations that COVER the EVENTS IN GREAT DETAIL AND WILL EXPLAIN EACH ACT AS IT IS PERFORMED FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE. THEY ARE "SEQUESTER" ACTORS' GREATEST FANS!!!!!!!!! Your local newspapers and magazines ARE ALSO HIGHLY COMPETENT IN COVERING ALL EVENTS BY THE GROUPS MENTIONED AND THOSE which may follow "SEQUESTER".
FOR ANY REAL ECONOMIC NEWS, LOOK AT YOUR BANK BOOK, STUDY YOUR TAXES, TAKE A GANDER AT THE INTEREST RATES, WONDER AT THE PHONY WALL STREET NUMBERS, STUDY THE COST OF EVERYTHING AND NOTICE HOW IT'S CLIMBING (ALTHOUGH THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS INFLATION ANYMORE?????!!!!)
WATCH GAS PRICES, UTILITIES AND YOU KNOW ETC. ETC.
THEN JUST AS YOU ARE DESPAIRING ABOUT WHAT THE HELL THIS COUNTRY IS DOING, TURN ON THE TV AND WATCH THE "SEQUESTER", I GUARANTEE THE FANTASY WILL ENLIGHTEN YOUR DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHEERS, CONNIE
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