6/1/12

DOCTOR, DOCTOR IT HURTS WHEN I DO THAT! POST 109

Hi,

Remember the old doctor joke: "Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do that! What should I do?" Doctor's answer: "Stop doing that." YUK!!YUK!!YUK!!

It seems as if the advocates for the HEALTH CARE BILL are taking the DOCTOR, DOCTOR JOKE quite seriously.

THAT'S THE HEALTH CARE BILL THAT NEEDS TO BE REPEALED BY REQUEST OF THE VOTERS WHO WILL ELECT A ..... PRESIDENT.... WHO WILL NOT VETO THAT REPEAL!!!!!!!!!!!).

SO THESE ADVOCATES, who want to prepare the way for the immense costs of this FANTASY LEGISLATION, are using the media. They seem to be taking the DOCTOR, DOCTOR JOKE quite seriously by saying: IF IT HURTS THERE, FORGET THE TEST. FORGET THE PAIN. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FROM SOMETHING. IT MIGHT AS WELL BE THAT!!!!!!!!????????

AND THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE CANCER IS SLOW GROWING. Millions of men faced with prostate cancer now find that although they can be cured, they are being advised to avoid the test, learn to live with it and so the doctor, doctor joke now goes somewhat like this.

'DOCTOR, DOCTOR, IT HURTS IN MY NETHER REGIONS, WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????? DOCTOR'S ANSWER: LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MUCH YAK! YAK! THERE!!!!!! LISTEN CAREFULLY, GENTLEMEN. LARGE PERCENTAGES (LOOK THEM UP AND READ THE REPORTS) GET PROSTATE PROBLEMS IN THEIR MID YEARS (NOT OLD AGE!!!!) NOTICE YOU HAVE SEEN NO SPECULATION OR STATISTICS ON WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS!!!!!!!!! Might be a question to ask BEFORE (OR IF) THE new Health Care Bill disallows it.

FOR YEARS LADIES, FEMALE TESTS HAVE BEEN LAUDED AND URGED and the doctors have achieved a high rate of success with the treatments that are needed after the tests. Now we hear that many of those tests are really not needed. THE 200,OOO WOMEN DIAGNOSED LAST YEAR with breast cancer, had the "UNNEEDED" tests!!!! SO, THAT PAIN YOU'RE EXPERIENCING MUST NOW BE SEEN AS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. GET OVER IT. YOUR GRANDMOTHER DID. Of course in your Grandmother's day, they really couldn't cure WHAT "AILED" YOU SO SHE HAD NO CHOICE!!!!! Looks like our new HEALTH CARE BILL WANTS TO FORGET ALL IT KNOWS ABOUT CURING WHAT AILS YOU!!!!!!!!!

Have you notice the spate of Health tests and concerns that NBC (Yes, I still watch it. I like to know what the enemy forces are up to) has downgraded in the last few months. KEEP LISTENING BECAUSE THERE WILL BE LOADS MORE. MONEY NEEDS TO BE CUT OUT OF HEALTH CARE SPENDING AND IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT YOUR FAULT BY BLAMING IT ON SMOKING OR OBESITY, they need a few more PREVENTATIVE TEST "FALL GUYS". LATELY they're DAMNING PREVENTATIVE shots GIVEN to avoid illness like flu shots by leaning heavily on the harm they can do and ignoring the good!!!!!!!! The media like NBC (our own little PRAVDA LOOK ALIKE) SEEM TO CONFUSE GOOD HEALTH AND WELFARE with STATISTICS ON HEALTH AND WELFARE!!!!!!!!

What is statisical health and welfare????????? Well it goes something like this. "DOCTOR, DOCTOR WILL I LIVE A LONG, HEALTHY LIFE?" DOCTOR'S ANSWER: "YES IF YOU ARE PART OF A STATISTICALLY DISADVANTAGE MINORITY, AN IMMIGRANT, OR ON THE POVERTY LIST.OTHERWISE GET OVER IT."

EVIDENTLY, the Health care bill in order to be able to meet its own criteria HAS TO GET RID OF THE CURRENT GROUP OF DOCTOR RELATED HEALTHY PEOPLE AND EXCHANGE THEM FOR NEWLY UNHEALTHY!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE OLD SWITCHEROONY SCAM MADE NEW AGAIN. Economically, this is how they plan to MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK GOOD by spending the taxpayers' money to fund a gigantic, unwieldly program that eventually will benefit no one BUT THEM!!!!!!!

What's the latest joke?????"DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I HURT WHEN I DO THAT!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO????????DOCTOR'S ANSWER: "STOP DOING THAT AND CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE WELL AND WE'LL GOLF!" The health care advocates are not recommending PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE OR EVEN GOOD HEALTH. It is a kind of health care that guarantees POOR HEALTH FOR ALL syndrome. DOCTOR VISITS will be delayed, TREATMENT POSTPONED, EXPENSIVE CURES DENIED TO THE 65+ or infants, AND HEALTHCARE AS A WHOLE will be like another old joke.

"I CALLED MY DOCTOR LATE LAST NIGHT AND TOLD HIM I REALLY HURT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?" THE DOCTOR'S ANSWER: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME IN TWO MONTHS IF IT DOESN'T STOP HURTING. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIT YOU IN NEXT YEAR." Sound far fetchted????Go on the web and read about Socialist health care in Europe and China (where it's all but ended).

Economically, the payout of the Health Care Bill is a fiction. It will be many times the $10 Trillion posited. So what has to go? Well, did you know the average cost of Chemotherapy can be upwards of $100,000 for cancer treatment. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL DO ABOUT THAT COST???????? PARTICULARLY if it only offers a 50% chance of success??????? What about Alzheimers, Parkinsons, rheumetoid arthritis, cardiovascular disease and the expense of treating these diseases. WHO WILL BE ALLOWED TO BENEFIT FROM MODERN SCIENCE?????????? LIKELY, YOU WILL become PART OF A LOTTERY AND IF YOUR NUMBER DOESN'T COME UP--THAT'S IT. YOUR NUMBER IS UP!!!!!!!!!

Even gene research is under scrutiny by these ALL WISE, ALL KNOWING HEALTH CARE ADVOCATES. It is EXPENSIVE HOWEVER IT DID OFFER HOPE FOR CURES. That research may very well go by the wayside as costs for "bad" health care rise. Health Care Advocates are fond of saying the socialist ideas give everyone "A SHOT" AT EQUALITY.

AS LONG AS WE LOWER ALL STANDARDS OF HEALTH CARE, THERE IS A HOPE OF AN EQUAL SHOT AT CURING WHAT AILS US--JUST LIKE A LOTTERY.

Is that the answer to pain and suffering?????????? A long shot???????
Or can we by reexamaning Health care, come up we a more reasoned approach to the problem. Is it perhaps necessary to put these matters in more knowledgeable, trustworthy hands and not leave it to politicians alone? COULD THAT BE A LARGE PART OF THE PROBLEM???????

"DOCTOR, DOCTOR. IT HURTS WHEN I DO THAT! WHAT SHOULD I DO?" DOCTOR'S ANSWER; "SEE YOUR LOCAL AND FEDERAL POLITICIANS, BUY A HEALTH LOTTERY TICKET AND STOP DOING THAT?"

CHEERS, CONNIE

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