Hi,
With Turkey day behind us, it's time to deal with the TURKEYS IN WASHINGTON. Did I ever share my Turkey stories with you? Remember that my Dad retired????to a cattle farm in Central Florida for several years when I was pre-pubescent. Cows, ducks, chickens, fresh veggies and lots of land. Sounds ideal doesn't it???????That is until his restless spirit decided a crop of TURKEYS bought young and raised free range would bolster income and feed us free.
None of us had every raised TURKEYS, OF COURSE, since we had prior to these events been basically city folks (city folks in those days had chickens and vegetable gardens) and based our knowledge on chickens. Went fine as long as the TURKEYS were young and simply foraging and eating. THEN THEY BEGAN TO GROW BIG-BIG-BIG AND AS MEAN AS ANY BIRD CAN BE--ONLY BIGGER. THEY RANGED ALL RIGHT ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!! They were not above pushing, shoving, punching with claws open, flying at one another, and biting when they didn't get their way and not JUST EACH OTHER but humans as well. The dog and I being the smallest spent a great deal of time swatting, yelling and barking, and generally trying to escape those DUMB TURKEY'S BEAKS!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO GREATER DUMB THAN A TURKEY. THEY MAKE A MISTAKE, TAKE SOME SWATTING, TURN AROUND, RUSTLE THEIR FEATHERS AND DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER REGRETTED EATING A TURKEY SINCE!!!!!!!!
NOW IF THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE COMMUNISTS AND THEIR ECONOMIC ATTITUDES, YOU JUST HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!! MISTAKES JUST DON'T HAPPEN IN THE COMMUNIST PARTY TO HEAR THEM TELL IT. When the Euro fails which is based on Communist collective philosophy. Hey, that's the fault of the people handling the Euro not the basic communist concept!!!!!!!!! When the Wall Street Demonstrators don't raise a crowd, that's the fault of American apathy, not the basic communist concept. When the same protestors attack Walmart's policies, a company that's doing a better job of helping out everyone, customers and workers alike than the communists and people find the COMMUNIST protests laughable, that's not the basic Communist concept at fault. As I said TURKEYS ARE DUMB--THEY THINK THEY'RE SMART BECAUSE WITH FEW IDEAS THEY KNOW THEM WELL. THEY BULLY BUT WITH ONLY A FEW IDEAS and WHEN THE IDEAS DON'T WORK, THEY JUST SHAKE THEMSELVES OFF, RUSTLE THEIR FEATHERS-------AND DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT WHAT THEY LACK IN SMARTS, THEY MAKE UP FOR IN PATIENCE. A TURKEY WILL KEEP DOING WHATEVER OVER AND OVER UNTIL WHATEVER IT WANTS SIMPLY YIELDS TO THE BULLYING PRESSURE OR A NEW AVENUE OF GOODIES OPENS UP AND THEY CAN TURN THEIR ATTACK ON IT.
Nature produces turkey-like behavior in all avenues. TURKEYS are great followers. What they see, they do, since most Turkeys have a limited repertoire.They can soon form a group or chorus of cackling, yaking, pecking disorder and as a group they are indeed terrifying. But you understand that all that activity is leading to only one conclusion, their inevitable demise. So it has been for Communism FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS and all over the world and so it will be in this country.
HOWEVER, WHILE IN FULL FLOWER, TURKEYS MAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF SHIT THAT HAS TO BE CONSTANTLY SHOVELED OUT SO THAT CONTAMINATION DOES NOT OCCUR. The clean up is constant and since TURKEYS ONLY CONSUME AND IGNORE THEIR WASTE, it is unfortunate that those around them must clean up the mess they make. And being BIG, STUPID, SINGLE MINDED BIRDS, THEY MAKE A BIG MESS WHEN MOVING ON TO BULLY IN OTHER AREAS.
SHIT IS NO FUN TO CLEAN UP!!!!!!!!!!!! ECONOMIC SHIT MAY LACK THE ODOR BUT DOESN'T LACK THE UNSIGHTLY AND DAMAGING PILES OF PROBLEMS CAUSED BY THE VARIOUS STAGES OF ECONOMIC INCONSISTANCES:THE UPSET OF SYSTEMATIC BALANCES BETWEEN TAXATION AND SPENDING; THE DIARRHEA OF SPENDING RECKLESSLY; THE CONSTIPATION OF HORRENDOUS DEBT: THE MIND BOGGLING CACKLING OF THWARTED TURKEYS; AND THE EVENTUAL COLLAPSE OF A ONCE
PROSPEROUS ECONOMY. Thus the inevitablity of a SHORT AND STUPID TURKEY LIFE THAT LEADS TO DEMISE.
So, when the ECONOMIC WASHINGTON TURKEYS GET YOU DOWN don't despair. HOW soon their demise will become reality I can't predict, but I can assure that unless they change FROM TURKEYS TO ANOTHER MIND SET, it will come. Then it becomes a matter of CLEANING UP THE ECONOMIC MESS but it can be done. America can be strong once more.
HAPPY TURKEY LEFTOVERS,
Cheers, Connie
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